Aww Thank you!! And yeah that’s Tim, he’s my own version of baby Jesus around Christmas time
The NeverEnding Story :)
WHEN I TELL PEOPLE THAT I CAN’T HOLD DOWN A JOB AND THEY JUST GET ON MY ASSHOLE ABOUT IT AND CALL ME LAZY EVEN THOUGH I GET FUCKING EMOTIONALLY RUINED WHEN I WORK AND NO MATTER WHICH WAY I PHRASE IT, “IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE FOR ME NOT TO HAVE A JOB” SO WHILE I’M CLEARLY PISSED AND SAYING THAT I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT THEY CONTINUE TO GIVE ME THEIR MIRACULOUS WORDS OF WISDOM AND END UP GETTING MAD AT ME BECAUSE I’M NOT LISTENING TO THE ALL HOLY ADVICE THAT THEY SO GRACIOUSLY ALLOWED ME TO KNOW. THANKS. THE 22 CENTS IN THE BANK WASN’T ALREADY TELLING ME THAT I’M BROKE AND THE ATOMIC BOMBS OF ARGUMENTS THAT GO DOWN IN THIS HOUSE ARE CLEARLY RIGHT WHERE I WANT TO BE. I WANT TO LIVE HERE FOREVER, ATOMIC ARGUMENTS AND ALL.
and lack of manners.
and azar, fuck that bitch
I’m in a asexual aromantic relationship with a crazy person
I wish… no too big a question because if this is like genie magic wishes than I need some time
and I don’t leave my house so I have no stories
my life is not very fulfilling.
I looked good and you know it
Also I need that sent to me asap
EXACTLY thankkkk youuuuuuuuu I can’t even express how much I agree with you, ugh thank you just thank you, A+ comment I can’t form anymore words except, yes 100% people suck
ARE WE REALLY GOING TO DO THIS AGAIN LINDSAY.
ARE WE REALLY?
thank you! I got no shame in loving puns :)
oh shit i love that “delicious”
thank you! :)
LOOL alright, one day in class we were talking about a girl who wanted to play hockey and the boys hockey team didn’t allow women
anyways the argument came around to “girls being weaker than boys” which in most cases i can admit is true, but my argument was “if she can play at the level they’re at then there really is no reason she can’t join the men’s team.”
so my teacher (who i fucking loved and wanted to have “extra lessons” with) says what if she gets body checked by a guy, I argue that women have a higher pain threshold then men.
He disagrees. So we started debating, just me and the teacher, and at the end of it I go “alright let’s see you push a 8 pound human being out of your penis and come tell me later if you would do that again.”
I think I won the argument.
oh fuck yes I did.
Orgy first night, twice the second, my fanfiction skills were shown the 5th.
you should go to dominican.