QuestionOKAY, first of all! I saw your name as a source for stepbrothers and immediatly guffawed like an idiot, then I click to send you this and see fucking TIM ALLEN(is that who it is?) and I am just laughing way harder. So automatic follow from me! Thank you for the hilariousness you're bringing to my life ^_^ Answer

Aww Thank you!! And yeah that’s Tim, he’s my own version of baby Jesus around Christmas time

h4ilstorm Asked
Questionwhat movie is that last gif set from? The one with the boy and horse? Answer

The NeverEnding Story :)

QuestionJust checked my tag, I WASN'T THE ANON FUCKFACE. Answer

I KNOW YOU WEREN’T ASSHOLE

Question☹ (other than me and Republicans) Answer

WHEN I TELL PEOPLE THAT I CAN’T HOLD DOWN A JOB AND THEY JUST GET ON MY ASSHOLE ABOUT IT AND CALL ME LAZY EVEN THOUGH I GET FUCKING EMOTIONALLY RUINED WHEN I WORK AND NO MATTER WHICH WAY I PHRASE IT, “IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE FOR ME NOT TO HAVE A JOB” SO WHILE I’M CLEARLY PISSED AND SAYING THAT I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT THEY CONTINUE TO GIVE ME THEIR MIRACULOUS WORDS OF WISDOM AND END UP GETTING MAD AT ME BECAUSE I’M NOT LISTENING TO THE ALL HOLY ADVICE THAT THEY SO GRACIOUSLY ALLOWED ME TO KNOW. THANKS. THE 22 CENTS IN THE BANK WASN’T ALREADY TELLING ME THAT I’M BROKE AND THE ATOMIC BOMBS OF ARGUMENTS THAT GO DOWN IN THIS HOUSE ARE CLEARLY RIGHT WHERE I WANT TO BE. I WANT TO LIVE HERE FOREVER, ATOMIC ARGUMENTS AND ALL.

and misogyny

and lack of manners.

and azar, fuck that bitch 

Anonymous Asked
Question♥ ☄ ☀ Answer

I’m in a asexual aromantic relationship with a crazy person

I wish… no too big a question because if this is like genie magic wishes than I need some time

and I don’t leave my house so I have no stories

my life is not very fulfilling.

QuestionHi, we're friends now okay? Answer

fuck yessssssssssssssssssssssss 

QuestionI'M LISTENING TO MY RECORDINGS AND YOU SCREAMING OVER YOUR HIJAB I AM CRYING LILE MY HANDS ARE SHAKING ON MY KEYBOARD BECAUSE I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AGIAN Answer

I looked good and you know it

Also I need that sent to me asap

QuestionYEP AT THAT CHRIS POST BYE people are saying it was because he was a privileged white person but what??????? my sister did something like that she is both poor and black so id???????? plus he gave his money away to charity? I just don't. I was like "ok then" plus he didn't go out to be ~inspirational~ he went out to find his own life and that really has nothing to do with anybody else at all. Answer

EXACTLY thankkkk youuuuuuuuu I can’t even express how much I agree with you, ugh thank you just thank you, A+ comment I can’t form anymore words except, yes 100% people suck

glowdazed Asked
Questionhey u changed ur theme ANYWAYS THAT TOM HANKS PICTURE - ONE MORE REASON HES BETTER THAN TIM ALLEN Answer

ARE WE REALLY GOING TO DO THIS AGAIN LINDSAY.

ARE WE REALLY?

QuestionHey! I really love your url, it made me giggle for like five minutes, very punny :D Answer

thank you! I got no shame in loving puns :)

Questionyour url. I love it. Answer

thank you, it’s delicious i know

QuestionGOD YOUR URL IS DELICIOUS. I'm 17 from Canada too I think you may be my alter ego. Answer

oh shit i love that “delicious”

thank you!!!

Anonymous Asked
QuestionYour blog is actually one of my favorites! Both me and my younger sister follow you. :) Answer

thank you! :)

QuestionLOL WHAT. can you explain the baby dick argument pls thx Answer

LOOL alright, one day in class we were talking about a girl who wanted to play hockey and the boys hockey team didn’t allow women

anyways the argument came around to “girls being weaker than boys” which in most cases i can admit is true, but my argument was “if she can play at the level they’re at then there really is no reason she can’t join the men’s team.”

so my teacher (who i fucking loved and wanted to have “extra lessons” with) says what if she gets body checked by a guy, I argue that women have a higher pain threshold then men.

He disagrees. So we started debating, just me and the teacher, and at the end of it I go “alright let’s see you push a 8 pound human being out of your penis and come tell me later if you would do that again.”

I think I won the argument.

Anonymous Asked
QuestionDid you lose your virginity on a wild, sex rampage through the Dominican....? Slut. Not actually. *slow claps* *single tear* Answer

oh fuck yes I did.

Orgy first night, twice the second, my fanfiction skills were shown the 5th.

you should go to dominican.