17:33

Nov 23rd

♥ 159767

katelynpossible:

my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first

16:45

Nov 5th

♥ 84397

(Source: carachameleon)

16:19

Oct 24th

♥ 94813

(Source: billfuckinghader)

20:55

Oct 14th

♥ 30934

(Source: effington)

21:22

Oct 12th

♥ 39625

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

20:07

Oct 12th

♥ 76885

(Source: whataziz)

17:29

Oct 11th

♥ 20397

and-umar:

commandersteves:

an old euphemism for queer female relationships was

female adventurer

#it’s like you’re indiana jones but you’re searching for vagina

(Source: stevesnotepad)

16:34

Oct 2nd

♥ 91917

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

14:51

Sep 19th

♥ 67983

joykeenan:

one of the hardest decisions i will ever make is which fictional character i’m going to name my child after

(Source: kwinslets)

18:42

Sep 16th

♥ 162078

alwaysconcussed:

i don’t know how to not curse

i’ll mean to say, “ooh, this is pretty” and it will come out as THIS IS THE NICEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE

it’s a problem

(Source: believed)

21:06

Aug 30th

♥ 149950

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

(Source: tasteofavery)

16:13

Aug 3rd

♥ 58631

(Source: destielic)