passengersong:

but how, governor romney?

deadhookerspookyslam:

gonna reblog this once a week at the very least

(Source: conquerorwurm)

youcancallmepotter:

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Played 91669 times.

jenfold:

Because the gifs can’t do justice to the insanely funny horror that is Mr Blobby on the Big Fat Quiz of the 90s.

The 2nd Official Hobbit Trailer

(Source: tolkienianos)

collegehumor:

If Sherlock was on Blues Clues

“A clue? Of course there’s a clue, there’s always a bloody clue. Shut them up.” 

He just figured out Blue’s Clues, because he’s infinitely smarter than us.

[From the encrypted notes of Mycroft Holmes]

Little brother intolerable. Regret not selling him to gypsies as a child.

shavingryansprivates:

LOOK AT THIS RIGHT NOW

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thats tom hardy’s di cK

(Source: plotismade)

joe jonas cumming in his pants over contestant jordan baird on ‘the next’

(Source: sexidance)

clavid:

in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her

booksandwildthings:

brendonboydlikeurie:

sexualcl0wn:

mintyflavored:

livvefast:

groovieghoulie:

socialjusticeally:

notkorra:

hashgag:

throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

throwing handles at people who need to get a grip

throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill

throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”

throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times

throwing matches at people who need to get fired up

Throwing a brick at someone to kill them

wat

oncelut:

my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME” 

i woNDER IF HE Can HEAR M ELAUGHING